Splash, splash, Raistlin finishes his shower,
Underwear on, he reaches for his robes,
But them his face forms a glower.
"MY CLOTHES ARE MISSING!!!"
Wrapped in a towel, dripping wet,
Raist searches for his robes,
And sees something he'll never forget.
"AAHH! A KENDER HAS MY CLOTHES!"
Tas grins and says, "Don't I look GREAT?!"
He wears an outfit of black,
Raist's eyes burn dark with hate.
"GIVE THEM BACK! GIVE THEM BACK!!!"
Tas runs down the tower stairs,
With the wizard in hot pursuit.
Tas wears what he dares-
A cloak the colour of soot.
Raist yells with rage, "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
As Tas enters the Apprentice Room.
"I'LL SEND YOU TO THE HORRIBLE ABYSS!
I'LL SEAL YOUR DOOM!!!"
Raist gives Tas an icy cold glare,
He chants and raises his hands,
Forgotten, the towel falls from his clutches,
And on the floor it lands!
Raist stands with his hands in the air,
In the Apprentice Room, he stands bare,
Every student stops to stare,
At his spotted underwear!
Embarrassment stops his spell; he looks about the room,
As all the students giggle and say,
"Nice boxers, Raist...Fruit of the Loom?"
Unable to stand it all, Raist faints dead away.
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